[Were it not for the signature at the bottom of the page, most of you who knew Ganondorf would not know it was him. The tone is...different. Eloquent, yes. But lacking in his characteristic arrogance. Hm.]To Whom it may concern ( Read more... )

[The journal is recording. The voice sounds familiar to some. Probably intimidating to others.]

Zelda, answer me.

[When the communicator clicks on, Ganondorf sounds positively irritated.]

My room is gone. What have you done?

[Be calm, Ganny. Be calm. Deep cleansing breaths.]

Zelda, how are you faring?

[Guess who's out of the brig! But because Redd is a buttmonkey, his punishment isn't quite over yet. He's still chocked full of warbles. Mmm. Yummy. So the minute he was put back into his room, he curled up bed and is doing his best not to move too much. Still, a Gerudo's got to eat.]

Zelda, would you spare me a moment of your time? My room if you

[Ganondorf's voice is calm, but tight.]

She's gone.

[And that's all he's got to say.]

[Teenaged Ganny is irritated. See, he's retained his memories this time. And he doesn't like this not one teeny tiny bit. Still, being a growing boy and all, he's hungry like a pig beast. So he went to the buffet to stock up and hopefully retreat back to his room before he could be seen.

Will he be that fortunate?]

[Ganondorf has since returned to his room to finish his recovery there. But he's annoyed. Why? Well when he woke up, he found himself handcuffed to his bed. No matter what he tried, he couldn't break the bonds and damnit, he only ended up irritating his wounds.

Finally, he starts up the comm. He wants to find the culprit. Now.]I do not know what ( Read more... )

[Ganny's got a new haaaand. And he can't seem to control it, which sucks. But whatever. Once he learns how to control it, he'll be using it to pimp slap the snot out of Ridley. Nobody wounds Ganondorf's pride and manage to go without a pimp slapping.]

I thought a storm was coming.

[And after setting the appropriate locks.]

[Locked to TP!Zelda, ( Read more... )

[Ganondorf actually hasn't been back to his room since his fight with Nabooru. He's already been coughing up fish for the last couple of hours, making it difficult to get any sleep. Out of all of the fish he's coughed up, only one has actually made it to the tank in the Kuma-Ko, which is where he can be found currently.]

Nabooru, we must speak.

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So, I see the crew has failed to repair the ship. Somehow, I am not surprised.

[If he cared enough, he'd get involved. But as long as Ganondorf's not being bothered by any of the new stuff, he'll just stay right here in his room.]